i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Randomize
