I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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