I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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