You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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