a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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