YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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