I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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