You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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