After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She said her name was "party"
they need to just BURY HIM!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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