I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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