There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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