He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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