the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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