i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
do nipples grow back?
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