I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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