you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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