yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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