i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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