We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
