Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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