if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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