When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Randomize
