do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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