OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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