Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize