He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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