No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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