You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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