Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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