Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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