All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
why is half of my head shaved?
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