i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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