We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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