Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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