I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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