remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Congratulations! We have a period
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