I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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