Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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