I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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