ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
