i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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