yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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