She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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