guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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