you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
if only i could text you this smell
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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