we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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