It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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