So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
