She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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