come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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