That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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