She's JV to your varsity
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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