Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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